i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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