I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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