Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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