well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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