the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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