Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?