In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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