$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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