that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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