We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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