Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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