you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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