I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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