Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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