Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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