I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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