I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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