Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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