She's JV to your varsity
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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