How'd it feel making her break her religion?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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