be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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