But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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