You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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