def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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