it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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