Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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