Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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