It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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