I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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