he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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