I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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