Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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