3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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