Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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