Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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