would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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