And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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