I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
