Kiss
Puke
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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