Your tits are I can't wait for
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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