You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
