True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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