Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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