we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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