"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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