So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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