so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
