Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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