I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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