hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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