Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I bet he comes in French.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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