the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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