I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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