i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake