who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.