he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there